Cruel ninth degree: peep people, three men after bathing
African adventure, accidentally steal a chief's daughter saw in the bath. After being arrested, the chief asked the first person to die or want to be playing jj, he replied, of course, play the jj. Then pulled down bombs jj50, the screams ......。 Asked the second person to die or want to be playing jj, he hesitated a moment, good death is better than life, he chose to play the jj, then pulled down bombs jj100, the most ear-piercing screams of terror, has been dragged back dying, and jj seems to have completely scrap it. Asked the third man, wanted to die, or want to be playing jj. He hesitated a long time, so painful to see the two of them, but things are bad, that death may be a miracle election, at least not so painful ah, so heroic replied: death. So chief, said: disturbed. a kind of guard said to him: Condemned timidly asked.
Comments: only themselves to blame, deserved seventh degree
cruel: the disposal of prey hunting
cannibal and his son, his son capture a thin, his father said: no meat, into the lake to play fish! His son and capture a fat man, his father said: put, too tired, cut open and dried for winter coats! His son and capture a beauty, his father said: take home at night to eat your mother!
Comments: wild and savage, cruel snake heart
sixth degree: does not rival that life is a happy
day, Microsoft, Lotus, Novell's sales manager for three companies similar to a test of marksmanship .
first play is Microsoft. his breath under irrigation, two bottles of Carlsberg, a readily Yang, the two bottles into the sky, just listen to finale appearance of the Novell sales manager in the depressed depressed after drinking two bottles of Double pot, toss two bottles weary, slightly unsteadily Juqi Qiang,
two shots over --------- --------------- Microsoft and Novell's sales manager crashed down. Novell's sales manager This slowly spit out a word:
.
cruel fifth degree: GDP
story of two very smart young genius economics, often for a number of advanced economic theory debated. Go for a walk after dinner one day, in order to prove a mathematical model has two outstanding young up and fight, is hard to compete with, when, suddenly found in front of a pile of dog feces on the grass. A for B to say that if you can eat it, I would like a million. Million can be relatively big temptation to eat or not eat it? B took out pen and paper, mathematical calculations were accurate, and soon reached the optimal solution in economics: eat! So a loss of five million, of course, B to eat this extra meals are not easy.
two people to walk, suddenly noticed a pile of dog feces, which began when severe nausea B, and a also a little distressed to spend a million just a. Then B said, you ate, and I give you five million. Thus, different methods of calculation, the same result - to eat! A contented recovered five million, while the B seems to have found a little psychological balance.
a sudden, the genius at the same time crying: We did not get all the talk, but in vain to eat piles of dog feces! Figure out how they had to go to please their mentor, a famous dean of an explanation of economics.
heard the story of two pupil, did not think dean also burst into tears. With great difficulty and so a little emotional stability, and saw a dean lifted trembling fingers, very excited and said: you only eat two piles of dog feces to the country's GDP contribution of 1 billion production value! Four: Humor in the end
a woman wrote her husband's tombstone: Office
father with his little son in the zoo before the tiger cage.
father to his son about how brutal tiger, fierce, face serious, listen to his son.
expectantly asked.
Comments: speaker proffering
second degree cruelty: the magic pig
One day a man walked into a bar, followed by a pig. . . .
The pig's four legs was gone, replaced by four pieces of wood as a prosthesis. . .
store bartender asked the man: your pig really strange why it did not feet?
man replied: I am the pig, but very powerful, like the original we also have very poor, living in the cottage, the results of the pig in the backyard sniffing sniffing East West, the discovery of oil, so I made a fortune and built a house, and built a swimming pool.
bartender speechless surprise, after a while and asked: Yes, that is how his feet going?
man said: You know, my pig, but very powerful, one day, my year-old child alone in the pool drowning, and the results it jumped into the pool Diao out to my son, but also to help him mouth resuscitation!
bartender even more surprised, and asked: how will that his feet? . . . . .
man started a little impatient: I said, this is a very powerful pig middle of the night my house on fire, shake it all the family, and alone, put out the fire! !
Bartender: Sir! I asked you why did not your pig feet. . . .
look unhappy man answered: If you have a pig ......
so powerful it once you finish it?
Comments: Mingzhuantou, Yurenbushu
cruel degrees ranked first: the important thing
wake up one morning and found his wife dead in bed. He quickly jumped up, his face pale, stumbled, ran down the stairs shouted: a!
African adventure, accidentally steal a chief's daughter saw in the bath. After being arrested, the chief asked the first person to die or want to be playing jj, he replied, of course, play the jj. Then pulled down bombs jj50, the screams ......。 Asked the second person to die or want to be playing jj, he hesitated a moment, good death is better than life, he chose to play the jj, then pulled down bombs jj100, the most ear-piercing screams of terror, has been dragged back dying, and jj seems to have completely scrap it. Asked the third man, wanted to die, or want to be playing jj. He hesitated a long time, so painful to see the two of them, but things are bad, that death may be a miracle election, at least not so painful ah, so heroic replied: death. So chief, said: disturbed. a kind of guard said to him: Condemned timidly asked.
Comments: only themselves to blame, deserved seventh degree
cruel: the disposal of prey hunting
cannibal and his son, his son capture a thin, his father said: no meat, into the lake to play fish! His son and capture a fat man, his father said: put, too tired, cut open and dried for winter coats! His son and capture a beauty, his father said: take home at night to eat your mother!
Comments: wild and savage, cruel snake heart
sixth degree: does not rival that life is a happy
day, Microsoft, Lotus, Novell's sales manager for three companies similar to a test of marksmanship .
first play is Microsoft. his breath under irrigation, two bottles of Carlsberg, a readily Yang, the two bottles into the sky, just listen to finale appearance of the Novell sales manager in the depressed depressed after drinking two bottles of Double pot, toss two bottles weary, slightly unsteadily Juqi Qiang,
two shots over --------- --------------- Microsoft and Novell's sales manager crashed down. Novell's sales manager This slowly spit out a word:
.
cruel fifth degree: GDP
story of two very smart young genius economics, often for a number of advanced economic theory debated. Go for a walk after dinner one day, in order to prove a mathematical model has two outstanding young up and fight, is hard to compete with, when, suddenly found in front of a pile of dog feces on the grass. A for B to say that if you can eat it, I would like a million. Million can be relatively big temptation to eat or not eat it? B took out pen and paper, mathematical calculations were accurate, and soon reached the optimal solution in economics: eat! So a loss of five million, of course, B to eat this extra meals are not easy.
two people to walk, suddenly noticed a pile of dog feces, which began when severe nausea B, and a also a little distressed to spend a million just a. Then B said, you ate, and I give you five million. Thus, different methods of calculation, the same result - to eat! A contented recovered five million, while the B seems to have found a little psychological balance.
a sudden, the genius at the same time crying: We did not get all the talk, but in vain to eat piles of dog feces! Figure out how they had to go to please their mentor, a famous dean of an explanation of economics.
heard the story of two pupil, did not think dean also burst into tears. With great difficulty and so a little emotional stability, and saw a dean lifted trembling fingers, very excited and said: you only eat two piles of dog feces to the country's GDP contribution of 1 billion production value! Four: Humor in the end
a woman wrote her husband's tombstone: Office
father with his little son in the zoo before the tiger cage.
father to his son about how brutal tiger, fierce, face serious, listen to his son.
expectantly asked.
Comments: speaker proffering
second degree cruelty: the magic pig
One day a man walked into a bar, followed by a pig. . . .
The pig's four legs was gone, replaced by four pieces of wood as a prosthesis. . .
store bartender asked the man: your pig really strange why it did not feet?
man replied: I am the pig, but very powerful, like the original we also have very poor, living in the cottage, the results of the pig in the backyard sniffing sniffing East West, the discovery of oil, so I made a fortune and built a house, and built a swimming pool.
bartender speechless surprise, after a while and asked: Yes, that is how his feet going?
man said: You know, my pig, but very powerful, one day, my year-old child alone in the pool drowning, and the results it jumped into the pool Diao out to my son, but also to help him mouth resuscitation!
bartender even more surprised, and asked: how will that his feet? . . . . .
man started a little impatient: I said, this is a very powerful pig middle of the night my house on fire, shake it all the family, and alone, put out the fire! !
Bartender: Sir! I asked you why did not your pig feet. . . .
look unhappy man answered: If you have a pig ......
so powerful it once you finish it?
Comments: Mingzhuantou, Yurenbushu
cruel degrees ranked first: the important thing
wake up one morning and found his wife dead in bed. He quickly jumped up, his face pale, stumbled, ran down the stairs shouted: a!
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